Mira Steals the Clothes! {Anything But Clothes Theme}

Mira Nicholas-Archer

*Sneaking into the male side of the Order's locker room, there was no doubt that I would be heard or even sensed, but it was a risk I was willing to take and it would definitely be worth it in the end. As quietly as I could manage, so as to not raise too much alarm, I began removing every towel and item of clothing in the locker room. And before making a very hasty exit, I shouted to them in the shower room.* Good luck without your clothes, suckers!!

 

Elijah Breed *Eli was showering when he heard Mira's taunting yell* What the fuck! *He couldn't believe she had dared enter the male lockers where a number of Breeds would be stark naked...but then again she wasn't a bashful damsel but a squad captain. After making certain she had left, Eli stepped out of the shower and verified that she had taken away ALL of the towels and ALL of their clothes. Not funny.

He wasn't shy about nudity but he knew he faced certain death if any of the Breedmates saw him naked. Frustrated, he looked around for something, anything to cover himself...and smiled when he saw the shower curtain. Perfect! He shouted to the rest of the warriors that were still unaware of Mira's prank* Hey guys! Looks like we are having a plastic toga party!

Aric Chase *hearing Eli yelling about a toga party he stuck his head out of the shower* Huh? Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis? *Eli explains what Mira had done and what his plan was. He could taste the blood from biting the inside of his lip. That shit! She always pulled the craziest shit and acted so innocent. He was already planning his revenge and by the look on Kellan's face, he was doing the same. Oh, she is in for it now. It's on like donkey kong! He stripped off his shower curtain, deciding to let Mira explain the order of 6 new shower curtains to Gideon, and wrapped it, kilt style, around his waist and left his wet footprints down the corridor*

Julian Webb * Seeing the the other warrior's grab up all the curtains, I was left with clear plastic liners * Dudes! Really? *Thinking for a moment I ripped the toilet lid off to cover myself because see thru plastic did nothing. I walked side ways against the wall with the toilet lid in front, bare ass in back. Cursing that blonde haired little devil and praying none of the elder warriors saw us. We would never live it down, Mira Nicholas-Archer was going to get it. Half way to my room I looked up in horror as Lucan and Kade walked up the hall * Aric, Elijah boss man straight ahead!

 

Kade Maguire *Cocking his head at finding Julian parading down the hall covered in nothing but a toilet seat, he gave a slight chuckle and elbowed Lucan in the ribs* Bossman, you didn't mention you were changing up the Warrior Pup's uniforms *zeroing in on the dark flush spreading across Julian's face* I think the porcelain really brings out your eyes, Bro, but where did you even find a toilet seat in the first place?

Kellan Archer *I let out a low growl, hearing the exchange. Mouse is at it again. I rinse the rest of the soap off to the sound of shower curtains being ripped down. I take a minute to sluice off as much water as possible and turn to head out of the shower. I see Eli wrapping himself, literally toga style, Aric and Julian attempting to cover too* Nope if my mate wants me naked, who am I to argue?* I cup my junk with both hands and stroll casually out the door, leaving their sight before using my Breed speed to flash to the corridor outside of the suite Mira and I share* Amateurs* I snort before turning my mind to my revenge on my sweet wife as I open the door*

 

 

Brock Breed *Walking into the locker room and seeing that all the towels and shower curtains are gone, and even the toilet seat!* WTF? Have we been robbed or something? Looking out into the hall from the main door, I see some of my brothers with shower curtains, plastic liners, and toilet seats, and get a glimpse of Kellan's bare ass. Goes off to look for eye bleach*

Elijah Breed *Eli looked around, taking the scene... He was laughing so hard tears were streaming down his face. However he soon composed himself when he caught a glimpse of Lucan' s stern, unsmiling face. He realized how they all should look to him; half of the warrior squad wrapped in shower curtains, Jules covering his front with a toilet seat and walking with his rear towards the wall and Kellan buck naked, covering the family jewels with his hands... He was worried for a second but then burst again in laughter* We are sorry Commander... I swear we are not responsible for all this, Sir...* He laughed so hard his side hurt*

Dare Thorne *Coming up behind my father, I stop short at the sight of these big, badass warriors, most of them either wrapped in plastic, toilet seats, and whatever else they could find. I can't control myself any longer. Doubling over in laughter, I'm howling. Dad turns around and gives me a stern look. I still can't stop. All I can do is point at them and laugh.*

Nova Rowan *Walking up the hall with Mathias and my chocolate chip cookies with peanut butter ice cream on top. I practical run right into the back of Dare*

*Glancing up at the site that was unfolding before us, Mathias and I both began to laugh* "Bloody hell, looks like they where bringin the loo to us." * Mathias started roaring with laughter, he snatched me up, running us past the loo/bathroom /shower parade, whispering * "looks like some of Mira Nicholas-Archer handy work of joke playing"